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Old 12th February 2009, 11:13 PM
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Ok Just a bit of tongue in cheek giggles

The Matthew's Guide To Tattoo Removal - The Cheap and Easy Way

Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).

Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a suitable container - any old jar will do.

Step Three
Grab a heavy piece of wood (2x4) or a baseball bat. (For anaesthetic purposes). Give it a few practice swings.

Step Four
Call your son down into the garage.

Step Five
Hit them over the head a few times until they are rendered unconcious. (Trust me may sound brutal but they will thank-you in the long run).

Step Six
Dilute the battery acid in 2-3 litres of water. (Use rainwater if you are on a meter - keeps the cost down).

Step Seven
Take a used paintbrush (no sense in damaging a new one) and gently apply a small amount of the battery acid to the tattoo. Sizzling flesh and screaming is normal. Apply the wood/bat again as many times as necessary until silent.

There you have it in 7 easy steps you can do a tattoo removal and or do in your annoying family member.

Think it will catch on?

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Old 14th February 2009, 09:49 AM
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OUCH!!!!! lol
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Old 13th March 2009, 02:15 PM
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sounds like a great idea to me. scarification ala acid

start a new trend

you could use stenciols and then squirt the acid on with a spraygun
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Old 23rd July 2009, 11:15 AM
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Well these are the cheaper ways to remove tattoo. Have you'll tried it. First give a try and then share your experience with us.
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Old 23rd July 2009, 01:03 PM
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Hi Adam

It is a joke thread

Nobody in their right mind would douse themselves in sulphuric acid to remove a tattoo.

Also having already had skin graphs done - which is about the equiv I can assure it was bloody painful.

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Old 5th January 2010, 04:49 PM
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I am glad that is a joke, I would worry if people thought that would be safe way of removing a tattoo!
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Old 3rd March 2010, 07:47 AM
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its a joke......
anyway, good luck if anyone wanna try it
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Old 22nd April 2010, 01:39 PM
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Yes, or else, you can rip your arm off... whadayathink?
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Old 10th December 2012, 12:32 AM
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Easier but life threatening! Hahahahaha.. It was a good laugh though!


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Old 10th December 2012, 08:38 PM
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top tip

charge the battery 1st, battery acid is diluted sulphuric acid and gets absorbed by the lead plates. if you charge it, you stir the chemical reactions between plates and electrolyte increasing the electrolytes acidity.

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